Sunday, May 10, 2009

“Wayne Cooper, how do I Loathe Thee? Let me Count the Ways . . .”

How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways.
Your trashy frocks with thigh high splits
Churned out in bulk each season
Are truly foul (you must admit)
And cheapen girls who wear them.

An AVO won’t hold you back,
You love the social pages
Whoring around with bimbo blondes
Like Hefner, but more wasted.

And now your wife, she wants you back
So Heidi’s dumped, just like that
Detestable, you are dear Wayne
And that is all I have to say.