Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Theory of Relativity

everything is relative .

- man dem jeans are exp-ens-ive -
that's because you're used to buying your clothes in aisle 12 at Aldi

- i'm starving -
no you're not sweetie, you're just ready for afternoon tea. if you were really starving you wouldn't have stuck your fingers down your throat and vomited up your lunch when you found out the bread had been buttered

- there is nothing worse that waiting for a cab at changeover time -
comparative to drowning in spiders, it's a picnic

- none can come to the Father except through me -
Jesus? cool. P. Diddy? dubious.